Joke shortage

Right you lot–you are going to have to make your own amusement next week–i’m off for a week so there will be a shortage of my usual humour on here :? :? :?

But in the words of Arnie–“I’ll be back” :wink: :wink:

PS- Suppose it’s news really–it’s my birthday tomorrow–managed to make it to the big 6 oh despite a lifetime of smoking tabs and drinking beer–hey-ho :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

Well we will eagerly await your return with some nice fresh blinders :lol: :lol:

All the best for your b/day buddy… Hope you having a right ol bash with plenty of booze( and a few woman too) :wink:

All the best

Mine on Saturday, but I’ve got two years on you, Ozzie!

All the best on the big day Ozzie, I’ll get my prozac ordered up now to tide me through the humourless week :lol:

Hey - hold on a minute!!

Where do you think you’re going? You can’t just push off and leave us all jokeless… :lol:

Have a 8) birthday OZZIE…but don’t drink too much eh? Otherwise http://www.rettspann.info/pics/sick2.gif

PS - I’m exactly one month behind you.

Rally round, guys.
we must be able to find some jokes somewhere?

Dave rushes into the pub “George, I’ve just seen someone stealing your car!”.
“Can you describe the thief, Dave?”
“No, but I got the registration number.”

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Keep it up Rob!

http://www.incredible.force9.co.uk/misc/snifferdogs.jpg

Happy birthday

Dawn and Dell

Heres my attempt to crack a few smiles. Not up to Ozzie’s standards but here we go…

First pic will prob only appeal to my South African humour and I’m sure i’ll get a bit of stick but who give’s a monkeys…

And here is the new hands free kit from Motorola

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/8767/handsfreerx0.png

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: No more points for using mobile while driving eh…