I just had a Customer on the phone with a speech impediment…Poor sod
It was quite difficult to make out any of the words he was using. but i did manage to hear him ask if we stocked the new
Pigeon Tech 5000 Boat Controller
Have any of you guys heard of this product or used it on your cars???
Cheers Puzzled Rob
Your bad man Rob :lol: :lol: :lol:
Handy Capped Dave 
Whippet Breeder to the Stars :cheers:
The customer also asked me if i have any idea of why his v6 Twin Turbo outboard motor was misfiring…
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His bildge pump exhaust complained of being cold , so he knitted it a nice warm blanket bless him…
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Is this where the Boat Controller Goes ?? !!! or where he stashes Drugs??
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Nice twisted iron work…!!!
This may be taken at low tide !!! After he had run aground…Or had managed to crash into a tractor in a middle of a field !!!
Pigeon Tech 5000 Boat Controller?? Dave your on the wrong forum mate, try http://www.kirkleesmodelboatclub.org.uk/ they should sort you out
Rob the Pigeon Tech 5000 Boat Controller is avalable for mitsubishi’s.Can you source this or not…
Dave.
You might be lucky - seems some parts are interchangable - the Pajero for instance :
Good for white water car-ing 
Paul
Im interested to learn more about this P.T 5000 boat controller- is it like a blitz throttle controller?? We all know that GTO’s have teh steering response of a boat so if I could get one that handles more like a canoe like pauls picture suggests I’d be very interested.
Cheers,
anti GTO pete
Alas not Pete !!!
It now transpires that Dave’s Speech impediment was to blame !!!
It turns out that he was trying to tell me it has bought a Boost Controller, which i heard as a Boat controller due to his impediment….
Now we all know that our cars can be a bit slow on the handling, but for Dave to call his car a Boat is a bit much and i think he should be banned from the club…
■■■■■■ Whippet and Pigeon breeder
Regards Rob
The only person who still loves his GTO’s
[quote]Alas not Pete !!!
It now transpires that Dave’s Speech impediment was to blame !!!
It turns out that he was trying to tell me it has bought a Boost Controller, which i heard as a Boat controller due to his impediment….
Now we all know that our cars can be a bit slow on the handling, but for Dave to call his car a Boat is a bit much and i think he should be banned from the club…
■■■■■■ Whippet and Pigeon breeder
Regards Rob
The only person who still loves his GTO’s[/quote]
and his Burgers.
[quote]I just had a Customer on the phone with a speech impediment…Poor sod
It was quite difficult to make out any of the words he was using. [/quote]
For a moment there i thought u was refering to me, as i’m often difficult to understand over the phone and i did ring you today :lol:
If you are going to display horrific images like that then can you please give at least some warning in the thread title!?!
Here I am, “new” to the forum and seeing that I nearly screamed! 